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I used to have an imaginary friend named Sarah who I could not touch, but talk with and play games such as hide and seek.

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As I was reaching to the solution of how karma is calculated,

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Once catalogued I wash them, to make them clean again.

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You know what is the most terrible and unfortunate thing about killing my Mother is?

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I had finally finished my masterpiece after years of hard work.

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You die twice: once when your body perishes, and again when your name is spoken for the last time.

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I am so into my boyfriend.

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I was just taking a piss in the public bathroom, when a bunch of old men entered, grumbling to themselves.

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As I got into bed I quickly pulled my feet off the ground to avoid being grasped by the imaginary monster beneath it.

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"No restaurant serves such tender meat!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I used to have an imaginary friend named Sarah who I could not touch, but talk with and play games such as hide and seek.	8
As I was reaching to the solution of how karma is calculated,	8
Once catalogued I wash them, to make them clean again.	8
You know what is the most terrible and unfortunate thing about killing my Mother is?	8
I had finally finished my masterpiece after years of hard work.	8
You die twice: once when your body perishes, and again when your name is spoken for the last time.	8
I am so into my boyfriend.	8
I was just taking a piss in the public bathroom, when a bunch of old men entered, grumbling to themselves.	8
As I got into bed I quickly pulled my feet off the ground to avoid being grasped by the imaginary monster beneath it.	8
"No restaurant serves such tender meat!"	8